And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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