I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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