Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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