is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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