break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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