U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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