S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
We just shotgunned beers for America
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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