that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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