let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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