If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
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