what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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