idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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