i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
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