quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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