Say something about gay babies.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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