And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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