Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
