yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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