Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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