dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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