I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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