Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Randomize
