For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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