i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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