Walk of Shame. In a state park.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Found the puke drawer
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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