her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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