Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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