Heybabeimwearingurpanties
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Randomize
