I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
You coming home soon, man?
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I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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