i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Randomize
