have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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