Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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