I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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