But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
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