you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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