but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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