I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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