That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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