better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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