If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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