Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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