we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Tornado booty call.. dedication
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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