Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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