I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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