You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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