Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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