My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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