I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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