he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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