We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Randomize
