and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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