i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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